Nickname: Willy V, Problem Child, The Cherub, Kelso

Voice Part: At least half step above where he’s supposed to be

Major: History

Audition Song: Tom’s stupid joke, probably fuckin my way or something

Favorite Drink: Cocktails he knows how to make quick here let him show you his mixing set

Places in Octet History: Abroad

Likes: Being abroad, broads, women, brunettes, Hollywood, road trip mixers, background vocals, and looking in the mirror and doing finger guns to himself

Dislikes: Healthy masculinity, tireless self-improvement, IB super days, and Pete Buttigieg

Relevant Roles: Business Manager 2022-2023, President 2024-2025