
Nickname: The Fourth Reich, Stanky Reinke
Voice Part: Whatever his hands are doing
Major: Major Boner, yes, sir, Major Boner, sir
Audition Song: For the Longest Time
Favorite Drink: Probably like 3 drinks, as much as his skinny body can hold
Places in Octet History: The long walk to that girls apartment at Brown
Likes: Getting kinky, a man’s touch
Dislikes: clothes as a social construct, being compared to any of a wide range of fictional reptiles
Relevant Roles: Phone Bitch 2024-2025, Social Chair 2026-2027